Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves

So, last weekend Anthony started singing that Cher song, "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" and I have to be honest, it really kinda shocked me. First, for as long and as intimately as I've known Ant, I have never known him to sing anything. On occassion he might spit some 2Pac or NWA, maybe even some David Allen Coe or the like. But a somewhat obscure Cher diddy? No F-ing way, man. Today I think I might have figured out why. You see, I love infomercials, particularly ones hocking kitchen gadgets, knives or anything RonCo. But every now and then I'll get hooked watching one for a 56-CD, Time-Life Super 70's Soundtrack. So the one I saw today had that Cher song. What's more, I heard the song about 7 in the span 0f 30 mins...

Well, Ant, did you see that infomercial too? Or are you just a closet Cher fan?

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Gregie-Poo is Real Shit!

Avast, me harties!

Though the title of this post might suggest that I have a beef with the poo, I assure that I don't. I just thought it mighty funny to write "poo" and "shit" in the same line.

However, I am a bit put off by the comment that he left from my last post. In particular, the poo wrote:

Ahoy David. These last two posts have been bloody hilarious... I would like to vote for a movement away from the pirate motif on your site. I know you have a queer obsession with pirates, but isn't the site more about keeping in touch and expressing yourself during your occasional moments of comedic genius? -G

Really? Well, at least he posted a comment...let me know what you think

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Summary of the Trip to K-town

What is this? Could it be the Golden Ball of Knoxville? You betcha! Unfortunately it wasn't filled with wigs.

I went to K-town last weekend and had a blast with Diva and Anthony. We went to the art museum, a chocolate "factory" and had a swell picnic at a very cool dam.

The highlight of the trip was Sunday brunch though. It was AWESOME!!! And, while Anthony totally wussed out, D and I got a serious grubbin' on. However I totally blew her out of the water too. But, for a girl, she did well. I'd give her an A for effort.

Anyway, it was a great trip and it was so hard to leave those two kids. I hope to make a return soon. At the very least, to get some more brunch!

Hopefully more pictures will be up soon!

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I just got canned! It's a goddamned conspiracy I tell ya.

Well, we all knew that it wouldn't last forever, but I really thought that I'd hold down my job for at least two months.
I mean, I was a very dilligent employee, despite my sub-standard wage and lack of any type of fringe benefit. And when you compare me to my counterpart, Big Momma Ms. Lenda, I am at a complete loss.

So I've come up with two crazy theories as to why I got layed off.

1. Kitty & Shitty Kitty have finally exacted their revenge on me for placing them up for adoption. Look at that evil bitch cat...I always knew she was out to get me.

This one, I dare say, is a little farther-fetched...

2. As you might know, I recently moved out of my parent's crib to Grandview. My address is 964 Burr Ave. Now this might seem irelevant, but I worked on Hamilton Rd. Are you starting to get it? Just as Aaron "Burly" Burr killed Alex "Slow-draw" Hamilton in a duel, so to did my residence destroy my place of work.

F it though, I hated the job anyway.

Well, That's my post today. Now that I have a little extra free time, I should be updating more frequently. Tomorrow I'm going to put up the pictures from Jenny & Jonathan's wedding...I was canned there too, shit-canned that is.

Peace
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